Holy LacrimonyThe post alien abduction trauma memoir weve all been waiting for Ah, theres that famous lip quiver! says Jackies abductor and student. Jackie has been determined to be the saddest living person in the entire world by a mysterious team of alien abductors. His earthly musical celebrity is nothing compared to his emotional superstar status in the eyes of these curious and peculiar shape shifters. Jackie is forced to perform his sadness over and over
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